My very first post in my very first blog...
I'm so excited I'm almost wetting myself.
Not really. I haven't wet myself in ages. Years. It's true.
Shall I talk about myself a little bit? Is that how these things work? Well, let's see. I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Not really. Excuse me while I go have a stern word with myself.
Ahem. I'm female, caucasian, early 30s, brown hair, blue eyes, 5'4", 165lbs, and in case you didn't already figure it out I work in law enforcement. Dispatch, to be precise. 911, people screaming, all that good stuff. I dispatch ambulances and fire trucks, too, but they're not usually interested in suspect descriptions. I'm also the proud owner of 2 zebra finches, a husband, 2 children, 2 betta fishies, and a Pontiac. In no particular order.
Hobbies? Oh, yes. Bellydance, cross-stitch, books (currently I'm studying Germanic and Norse lore, but I'm also a HUGE Terry Pratchett fan, and I will certainly be one of those schmucks camped out at the bookstore [Wal-Mart, actually, but they sell books so they still count] when 12:01 AM July 16 rolls around), cooking, knitting. I like learning new things. I don't always stick with them once I've got'em learned, but that's my problem, so there.
Well, I suppose that's enough for my first day. Don't want to over do it, you know; that could cause cramp. Bear with me and I shall wax clever and witty and pithy and wise from the sun's rising to the sun's setting. Or at least I'll learn to put pretty colors and stuff on this thing.
Not really. I haven't wet myself in ages. Years. It's true.
Shall I talk about myself a little bit? Is that how these things work? Well, let's see. I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Not really. Excuse me while I go have a stern word with myself.
Ahem. I'm female, caucasian, early 30s, brown hair, blue eyes, 5'4", 165lbs, and in case you didn't already figure it out I work in law enforcement. Dispatch, to be precise. 911, people screaming, all that good stuff. I dispatch ambulances and fire trucks, too, but they're not usually interested in suspect descriptions. I'm also the proud owner of 2 zebra finches, a husband, 2 children, 2 betta fishies, and a Pontiac. In no particular order.
Hobbies? Oh, yes. Bellydance, cross-stitch, books (currently I'm studying Germanic and Norse lore, but I'm also a HUGE Terry Pratchett fan, and I will certainly be one of those schmucks camped out at the bookstore [Wal-Mart, actually, but they sell books so they still count] when 12:01 AM July 16 rolls around), cooking, knitting. I like learning new things. I don't always stick with them once I've got'em learned, but that's my problem, so there.
Well, I suppose that's enough for my first day. Don't want to over do it, you know; that could cause cramp. Bear with me and I shall wax clever and witty and pithy and wise from the sun's rising to the sun's setting. Or at least I'll learn to put pretty colors and stuff on this thing.
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